Friday, February 24, 2006

Things I know for sure...


- House plants of any type will commit suicide when in my care (yes this includes cacti).

- Karoyoke is the BEST contribution modern society since the phonograph.

- Winter months are too damned long.

- Pajama pants in public are not cute.

- Working out is NOT fun, but necessary.

- When you shoot someone accidentally regardless of who you are there should at least be police led investigation.

- Sharpies are the BEST markers ever...and they smell really good too!

- Laws should be applied equally for all citizens.

- It is generally not a good idea to drink and hunt... you might accidentally shoot a friend.

- Oprah Winfrey is a superhero.

- Nate Berkus is a hottie.

- Curling is NOT a sport!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

DOn't hate on Curling... If Christine Brennan can get all wet over pre-pubscent girls skating we can enjoy curling for what it is...

DiO

Anonymous said...

Ditto re Oprah...
Oprah is the wo-MAN! If there were more Oprahs there would be less war, famine, disease and distress in the world...

PJs in public are cool IF you are living on a college campus...have been cramming all night for a final evam, for a class that you never went to and are borrowing the books you never bought from you roommate :-P...