Wednesday, October 25, 2006

ALERT: Thieves among us!!!


Hey ramdon fans. This is actually a more serious blog entry for you guys. Over the past year, I have had friends and colleagues who have been pickpocketed in different places across the americas, in eeriely similar circumstances....

SCENARIO #1: Denver, Colorado
My colleague was enjoying a quick lunch at a local baja fresh. Her purse was placed "securely" on the back of of her chair.When she got up to ready to leave the resturant her purse felt significantly lighter. She looked inside to find her wallet missing!
moment of opportunity: In retrospect she remembers feeling a slight bump and her purse moving ever so slightly while she was eating.


SCENARIO #2: Washington, DC
A good friend of mine stopped at Quiznos in the middle of her day to have lunch. Her purse was positioned "securely" on the side of her chair. Some men came in and tried to strike a up a conversation with her and thereafter seated themselves uncomfortable closely to her at the very next table. Later, she looked in her wallet realize that ALL of her credit cards and bank cards had been stolen.
moment of opportunity: She felt her bag move ever so slightly while she had lunch. She got up for a brief moment to refill her drink.


SCENARIO #3: Ontario, Canada
A colleague of mine was working on her laptop at a local starbucks coffee shop just the other day. At one point she realized that her purse that was "securely" hanging from the back of her chair, underneath her coat was in fact missing. When she noticed her purse was missing she immediately asked questions to the people around her, notified the manager and searched both the men's and women's restrooms to see if her purse was dumped in either one. Minutes later she stepped outside to use her cellphone to notify the authorities and deactivate her credit and bank cards. When she walked back in, the manager in charge informed her that her purse had been found in the ladies room. **boggle** yes, as I said, she had only moments before checked the ladies room. Clearly the thief was still in her midst the very moment she realized her purse was missing . Moreover, that theif was able to fly under the radar of suspicion the entire time she was in the shop searching for her missing bag.
moment of opportunity: she got up momentarily to say hi to a friend who walked into the coffee shop.

Here's what I have assessed. From each of these scenarios there are a few commonalities about the way these pickpockets operate:
1. they are watching you closely and KNOW where your wallet is located.
2. they are professional opportunists and extremely patient, waiting for the few brief seconds that your guard may be down
3. they need only seconds to rip you off - they move quickly when in the act of stealing..
4. they frequent the quick stop places where your guard might be at its lowest, e.g. the comfort of a coffee shop.

With that in mind here are my random tips to help ward off the potential of being the prey of a pickpocket.

1. Take the extra few seconds to put your wallet away safely and securely. Ladies, for you that means, zipping, buckling or snapping your purse completely shut!
2. Keep your purse/wallet keenly on your person and in your line of sight at ALL times.
3. Be aware of your surroundings, I'm not suggesting that you be paraniod, but the people who are pickpockets are experts at blending into their environments.
4. Have a ready and accessible list of the #'s that can call to immediately turn off your credit and bank cards.


No, I am not an expert in criminology, but I watch A LOT of Law & Order so that must count for something. But, here is some more official documentation for your reference...


How Pickpockets Work http://travel.howstuffworks.com/pickpocket.htm


http://www.abroadviewmagazine.com/archives/fall_01/pickpocket.html











Monday, October 23, 2006

idle time

okay... I'm publically embracing my inner geek. As many of you may or may not know I am a geography afficanado!

....and thanks to O Gee, fellow blogger and ramdon fan, I have a site to prove my citizenship in map-loving-geekdom!


not surprisingly, I recieved a perfect score every time with plenty o' time to spare! ;-)

Enjoy!!!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

you know you are cheap when....

... you realize you have coupons for everything... I'm talking everything people... for example... I recently took a flight where I sincerely relishled my cheapness. Why prey tale? I had a coupon, yes a coupon, for a free drink on my flight with Delta.

Long story short, I saved myself 5 bucks and put a Cheshire cat like smile on my face the whole way down. Gotta love it!

Monday, October 09, 2006

The Departed


Rating: BRAVO (rating system)

This movie stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg AND Martin Sheen. Its about loyalty, treachery, family, love, greed. I don't really want to get too much into the story line. I don't want to spoil it for you. I will say that if mind seeing people get brutally killed and/or if you are sensitive to foul language you might not be too keen on this flick.

Sidebar: Leonardo somehow relinquished his elfin magic looks and turned them in for a very mansculine mystic. Yeah.. he's pretty darn hot. excuse me HOT yeah.. with a capital H in this movie.

Okay.. back to the review. The storyline..let's say there are enough twists and turns to keep you fully engaged and thinking. I won't tell you much more than, you have to see this movie and share your review with us when you do!

Little Miss SunShine


rating: BRAVO (rating system)

This movie is funny. I mean really funny, laugh out loud funny. That is of course if the span of your sense of humor extends to finding humour in the misfortunes of others. The movie is about an exceedingly dysfunctional family and their encounters as they travel to California have the youngest of the clan compete in the "little miss sunshine" paegent.
Sounds lame, but trust me, the level of dysfunction is both heartwarming and hiliarious.

The Black Dahlia


The Black Dahlia

Rating: PEE-YOU (rating system)

Yeah it stank. Too many twists. Too many turns. A plot overlaiden with too many details.

Sorry to get this review out so late.. but if you love yourself you will not waste your time OR money seeing this movie.

at the movies... butterrfly style..


that's right ramdon fans you got it. We will now be featuring movie reviews on your favorite blog site. So.. get familiar with the rating system.. and if you have any reviews of your own feel free to send them to me.

4 tier: rating system (from low to high)
PEE-YOU - Yeah .. as in it STANK...Never watch this movie.. not even if someone else is paying... not even when it shows up on cable.. did you hear me? NEVER!


eh -Matinee material at best, but you can definitely wait for the cable release on this... not pay per view.. premium station release.

BRAVO - Definitely worth the premium movie ticket plus popcorn and/or nachos. Quality entertainment! Good date movie.

CLASSIC - Not only should you pay for premium tickets and snacks, but you might feel compelled to pay to see it again in the theater not to mention buy the DVD when it comes out.


Tuesday, October 03, 2006

THIS JUST IN!!!

Okay folks. It looks like Target was selling bootlegged Coach purses and wallets. As a result, Coach is suing Target for $1million. (read about it)

In a word,
Hallejulah!
I have some recent purchases that I was contemplating on donating. Back into the rotation they go!
Message to Coach: official respresentives from ramdon will be by shortly to retrieve your undeserved jack*ss award. You have our sincere apologies for this mixup.
Message to Target: there will be a temporary delay as we transfer the jack*ss award to your name. we need to take some extra time to spray paint it platinum... you got it.. Target you've been upgraded to the ever exclusive platinum business edition jack*ss award. Congratulations!!!

Monday, October 02, 2006

and another one..

T-money: Deal or No Deal is on ... do you watch??

Butterrfly: nah.. too stressful for me.. I don't like to watch anything that involves people winning money.. it makes me really jealous.. can't explain it.. I can't even watch the favorite things episode of Oprah.. it pisses me off.. . personality defect of mine.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

rogue random musing...

Friend: Yeah so I really like him.. The only thing is when I met him he was wearing a pair of leather pants. What do you think about that?

BUTTERRFLY: Let me tell you what I know. No MAN should own a pair of leather pants... unless, of course, he makes his living singing on stage with his 5 brothers.

Jack*ss awards… business edition…


… the winner is… COACH!!!

Yes, the maker of handbag, luggage and other accessories. How did Coach earn this distinction you ask? Well.. I was strolling through my neighborhood Target (tar-zhay) the other morning and to my horror, saw a COACH display in the purse section. Yes.. you connected the dots correctly they are selling COACH now at your local Target.

I know what you are thinking. Why the hell would they COACH do that?

Well, for us learned business people this is a classic business mistake that high end brands seem to repeat. For example, BMW did it with the BMWti… remember those.. long story short, BMW wanted to expand their market reach by appealing to a lower end of the car market. Viola they came up with the more affordably priced BMWti complete with cloth interior. Guess what? The BMWti sold very well. However, the much higher end BMW’s (e.g. 7 series) dropped off in sales.. Why, because people who spend 80K+ on a car don’t want to be associated with those who spend 18K on a car.. sounds harsh but hey.. its true.

All that to say, “Coach, you can’t be all things to all people”. No Coach, you aren’t Prada or Tod’s in the realm of high end luxury.. but you certainly cannot keep a customer like myself interested nor increase your floundering cachet sandwiched between the feminine products and pet food aisle.