Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Proud to be an american

... only in THIS country can you cash in on your political right to vote... Just take in your “I voted” sticker and enjoy your freebies...
* Starbucks FREE tall drip coffee
* Chick-Fil-A FREE chicken sandwich
* Krispy Kreme FREE star shaped doughnut with patriotic sprinkles
* Ben & Jerry's free scoop o' ice cream

This just in: California Tortilla FREE Taco!

God Bless America... the land of opportunity!!!

cue to music... And I’m proud to be an American,where at least I know I’m free.And I wont forget the men who died,who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,next to you and defend her still today.‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,God bless the USA.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies...


1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over...)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Word of the day is "nontourage"

Yes folks.. the butterrfly word of the day is nontourage. Say it with me folks! N o n - t o u r - r a aj

Use it all day.. its so appropriate; much like my current favorite tune, "hi hater".

nontourage n. (non-tour-raaj)
1. A group of undesirable sycophants.

2. Lack of an entourage.

teee hee! nontourage .. bah dah ba ba baaaah.. I'm lovin' it!

Monday, February 04, 2008

... the so called odds have been beaten

I could say soooooo much.. but you know the victory speaks for itself. The haters, doubters and Pats fans alike.. now know what I have known all season... a WIN is a WIN is WIN! In a phase, "Go Giants!"

http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d8067d05e

Forget the hokey-pokey THIS ^^^^ is what its all about!

Friday, February 01, 2008

Happy Friday!



Happy Friday ramdon Fans!

Monday, January 21, 2008

I'd like to give a shout out....


.. to the 2007 NFC Champions! Nice job guys! *insert applause here* In the words of Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union.... "Bring it on!!!!".

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

and the 2008 Butterrfly Good Parenting award goes to....

Jane Hambleton from Des Moines, Iowa -- the meanest mom on the planet!

Meanest mom on planet' sells son's car
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the "meanest mom on the planet." After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.

The ad reads: "OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet."

Hambleton has heard from people besides interested buyers since recently placing the ad in The Des Moines Register.

The 48-year-old from Fort Dodge says she has fielded more than 70 telephone calls from emergency room technicians, nurses, school counselors and even a Georgia man who wanted to congratulate her.
"The ad cost a fortune, but you know what? I'm telling people what happened here," Hambleton says. "I'm not just gonna put the car for resale when there's nothing wrong with it, except the driver made a dumb decision.

"It's overwhelming the number of calls I've gotten from people saying 'Thank you, it's nice to see a responsible parent.' So far there are no calls from anyone saying, 'You're really strict. You're real overboard, lady."'
The only critic is her son, who Hambleton says is "very, very unhappy" with the ad and claims the alcohol was left by a passenger.

Hambleton believes her son but has decided mercy isn't the best policy in this case. She says she set two rules when she bought the car at Thanksgiving: No booze, and always keep it locked.

The car has been sold, but Hambleton says she will continue the ad for another week -- just for the feedback.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

When TV was pure...

MAGIC GARDEN: Hello Song


NEW ZOO REVIEW


SIGMUND THE SEA MONSTER


LAND OF THE LOST


HR Puf-N-Stuf


The Bugaloos


The Great Space Coaster


MAGIC GARDEN: See ya See ya