Monday, May 28, 2007

riddle me this...?


On a plane, in a 3 seat row, there are 2 pairs of arm rests. The question is, when the row is full (individuals each seated in the aisle, center and window seat), who should end up with both armrests. Believe it or not, I've heard arguments that the 'extra' armrest should go to the person seated in the window seat... I've heard equally fierce arguments that the 'extra' armrest should go to the person seated in the window seat. However, I have never heard anyone defend the poor schulb that ends up seated in the lonesome detestable middleseat.
Let's face it, no one in their right mind, travelling alone, who books in advanace purposely chooses that seat. No, middle seaters are typically, standby or late booking passengers so grateful to be on the plane that they ignore the fact they are sandwiched between two total strangers for an entire plane trip.
However, I personally think, the schulb should really get the double armrest. I know its an unpopular viewpoint. But the schulb really has no seating advantage. I mean the window seater can obviously look out of the window and even lean against it to catch a few zzz's. The aisle seater has that extra legroom moreover, has the quick exit advantage for both bathroom breaks and the deplaning process. The poor middleseated schulb has nothing.... nada.. zlich!
So I submit to you, that next time you are on a plane, allow the middleseated schulb to at least share the armrest with you. Who knows, one day you might miss your flight, and be cast into the world of schulb-dom... **cue to damning music**
cheers!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

public service announcement...


in case you didn't know... there will be a Heroes marathon this saturday on the sci fi channel. This gives you hero novices the unique opportunity to get caught up on this entire 1st season and ready for the season finale on Monday night... Trust me, you don't want to miss the heroes season finale...it is sure to be a blast (that's an inside joke for us hero fans.. tee hee).

Friday, May 11, 2007

..as told to butterrfly


Friend: I just spent the last 4 hours looking for my glasses
Bee: Oh man did you find them?
Friend: *sigh* yeah
Bee: well where were they?
Friend: *sigh* on top of my head
Bee: doh!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Ode to the W


yes.. ode to the W.. no not the hotel, or even el president. my happy place otherwise known as the Designer Show Warehouse....


(to be read/sung to the tune of Phil Colin's "Groovy Kinda Love")

When I'm feeling blue
All I have to do
Is buy a brand new shoe
Then I'm not so blue

When they're on my feet
enzo angolini
marc jacobs even prada
makes me shed a tear

Wouldn't you agree?
DSW, you and me
got a groovy new shoe love


Any time you want to
You can turn me on to
Any shoe you want to
Any time at all

When I get a grip
on the strappy sandals
Cannot even wait to wear them outside

Wouldn't you agree?
DSW, you and me got a groovy new shoe love

Ooh

When I'm feeling blue
All I have to do
Is buy a brand new shoe
Then I'm not so blue

When I try them on
The price no longer matters
My rationale just shatters
I don't care!

Wouldn't you agree?
DSW, you and me
got a groovy new shoe love
We got a groovy new shoe love

We got a groovy new shoe love

Ooh, ooh

We got a groovy new shoe love

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

if you don't know.. now you know...


Okay.. I don't know what you are up to on Monday nights at 9pm, but if you are NOT watching Heroes you are really wasting your evening. Words alone cannot describe how good this show is. The storyline is intricate but gripping to the point of being addictive. You know I have a fascination with superheroes so this show really hits home in a major way. It has all the elements the elements of quality sci fi: time travel, scientific-esque dialogue, questionable villians, multi-faceted storyline. I'm hooked I tell ya.


At first it I was just pulled in by the tag line "save the cheerleader save the world". Seriously, who wants to live in a cheerleader-less world? Yikes. Then they reeled me in hook line and sinker with the ultimate question, "are you on the list?". ...and we all know the answer to that! ;-)