THIS MAN SCARES ME!!!You may recognize him from those late night infomercials where he is shouting excitedly about millions of dollars of government money that's allegedly yours for the taking.
As many of you know I have a STRONG adversion to people in costume, stiltwalkers, clowns, Elmo, Big Bird... live & in person they all freak me out. This guy is no exception. He frequents my local coffee shop quite often, and yes each time I have seen him he is wearing one of those crazy question mark outfits. HE FREAKS ME OUT. He even has a mini cooper that he parks outside of the coffee shop... its pimped out in orange with black question marks all over it. **boggle**
The last time I went to get coffee and saw him in there, we made eye contact and he raised one of his bushy eyebrows at me. I got scared and ran out burning myself with the hot coffee that splashed on my hands accordingly.
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FUNNY!
I always thought his book was stupid. Everyone knows the way to free $$ from the gov't is to quit your job, & have a baby by some unknown dude.
Duhhh. AND ya'll don't have to send me $19.99 for that info.
He pimped out the cooper with Question marks? B*tchin'RIDE!
It should be illegal for this guy to be out in his costume! It's bad enough you see him just as your waking up from your late night couch nap. If he has the key to all of this government money- why can't he buy himself a new suit? This is a serious dilemma- your favorite coffee shop vs seeing the freak......
Agreed that dude is strange...What a freak!! The nerve of him to walk around publicly...
Is he just as annoying in person as he seems on tv
I always thought that guy was cool - does that make me lame? :{
Maybe not the hipest cat, but scary isn't that a bit harsh? Well if you run into him again - I'd ask you to get me his autograph... but, I guess that would require me to reveal my identity - potentially making me the subject of intense ridicule - so nevermind.
I assure you there is no way I can ask for his autograph.. he really freaks me out. If he spoke to me I would probably faint from sheer terror.
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