Star Trek

Star Trek

Rating: CLASSIC (rating scale)

Seriously, I contend that this is the best movie I have seen all YEAR! The great thing is that you do not have to be a Trekkie to love it. I for one am a Trekkie not total geek show up to convention Trekkie, but well versed enough to get the inside jokes and references across the generations of star trek TV shows. The movie just gripes you within the first 45 seconds and you are hooked from there. I kid you not. Its exciting, its hilarious (like seriously laugh out loud tears in the corners of your eyes hilarious), its sentimental (a little romance and *gasp* bromance action).. its simply a classic; an absolutely, fantastic, well done movie that's well worth your precious dollar bills and time! I cannot endorse this movie enough!

Taken

Taken

Rating: BRAVO (rating scale)

How about if you are looking for a suspenseful action flick, this is your movie! I'm telling you, they didn't spare a minute on making this movie exciting to watch. Who knew Liam Neeson had it in him? There's not much more I can say about this movie without giving away the story line. But trust me you will be thoroughly entertained! I promise!

I'm back!

Hey Folks! I'm back!! 2008 was like a non year for blogging and 2009 is almost over. Its not that I ran out of random thoughts.. just that I had too many of them to record. So I decided to focus. From here on in, or until I change my mind or get lazy, I'm going to focus on my true love well one of them. MOVIES. That's right folks. No need to go to the cranky overpaid critics for an opinion of what movie to see. I'll give it ya straight, no chaser!

Enjoy!

Proud to be an american

... only in THIS country can you cash in on your political right to vote... Just take in your “I voted” sticker and enjoy your freebies...
* Starbucks FREE tall drip coffee
* Chick-Fil-A FREE chicken sandwich
* Krispy Kreme FREE star shaped doughnut with patriotic sprinkles
* Ben & Jerry's free scoop o' ice cream

This just in: California Tortilla FREE Taco!

God Bless America... the land of opportunity!!!

cue to music... And I’m proud to be an American,where at least I know I’m free.And I wont forget the men who died,who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,next to you and defend her still today.‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,God bless the USA.

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies...

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over...)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.

How to tell if you need to pray at work...

Word of the day is "nontourage"

Yes folks.. the butterrfly word of the day is nontourage. Say it with me folks! N o n - t o u r - r a aj

Use it all day.. its so appropriate; much like my current favorite tune, "hi hater".

nontourage n. (non-tour-raaj)
1. A group of undesirable sycophants.
2. Lack of an entourage.

teee hee! nontourage .. bah dah ba ba baaaah.. I'm lovin' it!

Quote o' the day!

"If you need a mortgage that feels like you’re jumping through a flaming hoop wearing a kerosene thong, the house is too expensive."

Ha! aint that the truth!

Seriously.. don't this just say it all!

Let's make decision '08 an easy one!