'tis the season

ahem...me..me..me..meee...hit it!

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

a new gwen stefani CD

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

2 prada bags

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

3 peach martinis

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

4 plasma tv's

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

a 5 karat diamond ring!

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

6 cashmere sweaters

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

7 nights of dancin'

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

an 8 month vacation

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

9 first class tickets

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

10 mini islands

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

11 bedroom mansion

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

a 12 figure jackpot ($X00,000,000,000)!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Holidays!!