Thursday, July 19, 2007
I'd like to give this shout out ..to the happiest station on cable!
(sung to the Tune of the "my favorite things" from the Sound of Music)
Miss Nellie Olsen in dresses of satin
Lucy and Ethel with schemes full of passion
Tootie on rollerskates and Blair decked in bling
These are a few of my TVLAND things!
Rich Mr Drummond and his jet black stretch limo
A waitress named Alice and her friend flo that bimbo
Quick witted florence's refusal to clean
These are a few of my TVLAND things!
When it rains out
Or its late night
When I'm feeling sad
I simply tune into the TVLAND
Then I don't feel..sooo baaaaaad!
Thank you very much!
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
dare to dream..

"It must be borne in mind...that the tragedy of life does not lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. It is not a calamity to die with dreams unfulfilled, but it is a calamity not to dream... It is not a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach. For not failure, but low aim is the sin."
— Dr. Benjamin E. Mays
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Oceans 13

If you are looking to laugh outloud you certainly need to hit the theater immediately to see this movie. In terms of dialog and witty banter this movie beats 12 and dare I say 11 (the classic remake **gasp**). The thing about it is that there are no surprises, you kinda know what's going on the whole time. The plot has the same superthief 'we are 4 steps ahead of you' elements that makes those criminals so gosh darn loveable. But despite the fact that you completely know how the story will play out, since they tell it all to you up front, its a great movie. They replaced thrills and suspense with pure com-moe-dee! Trust the butterrfly, you will enjoy this flick.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End

rating: eh plus (rating scale)
First of all.. Let me forewarn you. Be sure to get extra ice in your soda and make sure the a/c is on FULL BLAST when you see this in the theater, because that Orlando Bloom is smoking hot! I'm talking muy caliente jalepeno popper. Whew! Yeah, Orlando has definitely been drinking milk. He has come a long way since his elfin magic looks in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was tempted to give this movie a BRAVO based on the Orlando Bloom hottie factor alone. Double whew!!
Okay.. back the movie. Honestly, I'm going to lay it out for you... this storyline will never end! Disney is making a killing on the PoC movie series! If you were one of the people, like me, who was disappointed by that question mark feeling you had at the end of of PoC 2.. I will tell you this movie is slightly better than that. A few questions are answered however, even more questions are posed. Seriously, they (Disney) will be making PoC movies until Johnny and/or Orlando cries uncle. Don't get me wrong, the movie is extremely entertaining. John Depp, aka Cap'n Jack Sparrow, will make you laugh out loud! That woozy drunken sissy girl run he does is still good for a laugh. His comedic timing is still second to none. Also, Keira Knightley's character is a bit more tolerable in this sequel, no more faux fainting spells to detract/attract attention. No no no, she certainly has found her girl power in this flick.
Don't get me wrong. You will be entertained. However, be prepared to know that it ain't over there will be another. Plus for your own sanity, I strongly suggest that you catch PoC 1 & 2 on cable preferably the morning or night before you go to see PoC 3. The storyline is very involved there are subtle nuances and hints that can be easily missed if the scenes from the prior two movies are not fresh in your mind. But above all, be ready for that Orlando Bloom. Once again in a word, HOT! triple whew!!!
Spiderman 3

This flick has all the special effects, dynamic fight scenes, thrills and suspense that you would expect from a Spiderman flick. The dialog and storyline isn't all that brilliant, its more of the same ole stuff.. seriously all three movies are starting to run together for me, but somehow I was thoroughly entertained. It certainly doesn't challenge you intellectually, but that not what a summertimeblockbuster is all about now is it. seriously, if you are a marvel comics fan or just a big kid wearing masquerading as an adult you'll enjoy this flick. My personal favorite scenes were Toby, aka Peter Parker, showing his alter ego, bopping through the streets of NYC like John Travolta in Saturday Night Live. lol.. that wasn't a spoiler -there are plenty of funny moments.. but geez you will laugh out loud to those 'cool Peter Pparker' scenes.
Monday, May 28, 2007
riddle me this...?

On a plane, in a 3 seat row, there are 2 pairs of arm rests. The question is, when the row is full (individuals each seated in the aisle, center and window seat), who should end up with both armrests. Believe it or not, I've heard arguments that the 'extra' armrest should go to the person seated in the window seat... I've heard equally fierce arguments that the 'extra' armrest should go to the person seated in the window seat. However, I have never heard anyone defend the poor schulb that ends up seated in the lonesome detestable middleseat.
Let's face it, no one in their right mind, travelling alone, who books in advanace purposely chooses that seat. No, middle seaters are typically, standby or late booking passengers so grateful to be on the plane that they ignore the fact they are sandwiched between two total strangers for an entire plane trip.
However, I personally think, the schulb should really get the double armrest. I know its an unpopular viewpoint. But the schulb really has no seating advantage. I mean the window seater can obviously look out of the window and even lean against it to catch a few zzz's. The aisle seater has that extra legroom moreover, has the quick exit advantage for both bathroom breaks and the deplaning process. The poor middleseated schulb has nothing.... nada.. zlich!
So I submit to you, that next time you are on a plane, allow the middleseated schulb to at least share the armrest with you. Who knows, one day you might miss your flight, and be cast into the world of schulb-dom... **cue to damning music**
cheers!
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
public service announcement...

in case you didn't know... there will be a Heroes marathon this saturday on the sci fi channel. This gives you hero novices the unique opportunity to get caught up on this entire 1st season and ready for the season finale on Monday night... Trust me, you don't want to miss the heroes season finale...it is sure to be a blast (that's an inside joke for us hero fans.. tee hee).
Friday, May 11, 2007
..as told to butterrfly
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Ode to the W

yes.. ode to the W.. no not the hotel, or even el president. my happy place otherwise known as the Designer Show Warehouse....
(to be read/sung to the tune of Phil Colin's "Groovy Kinda Love")
When I'm feeling blue
All I have to do
Is buy a brand new shoe
Then I'm not so blue
When they're on my feet
enzo angolini
marc jacobs even prada
makes me shed a tear
Wouldn't you agree?
DSW, you and me
got a groovy new shoe love
Any time you want to
You can turn me on to
Any shoe you want to
Any time at all
When I get a grip
on the strappy sandals
Cannot even wait to wear them outside
Wouldn't you agree?
DSW, you and me got a groovy new shoe love
Ooh
When I'm feeling blue
All I have to do
Is buy a brand new shoe
Then I'm not so blue
When I try them on
The price no longer matters
My rationale just shatters
I don't care!
Wouldn't you agree?
DSW, you and me
got a groovy new shoe love
We got a groovy new shoe love
We got a groovy new shoe love
Ooh, ooh
We got a groovy new shoe love
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
if you don't know.. now you know...
Okay.. I don't know what you are up to on Monday nights at 9pm, but if you are NOT watching Heroes you are really wasting your evening. Words alone cannot describe how good this show is. The storyline is intricate but gripping to the point of being addictive. You know I have a fascination with superheroes so this show really hits home in a major way. It has all the elements the elements of quality sci fi: time travel, scientific-esque dialogue, questionable villians, multi-faceted storyline. I'm hooked I tell ya.
At first it I was just pulled in by the tag line "save the cheerleader save the world". Seriously, who wants to live in a cheerleader-less world? Yikes. Then they reeled me in hook line and sinker with the ultimate question, "are you on the list?". ...and we all know the answer to that! ;-)

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