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As the official self appointed Firethatguy.com spokesmodel it is my distinct honor to share with you some recent media buzz.. (sidebar: I self appointed myself the official Firethatguy.com spokesmodel after wearing my fitted 'FIRE COUGHLIN' tee to the gym the other day. Not surprisingly, I was flooded with dozens of questions about the tee shirt. Why the attention? Maybe it was the cool factor of the shirt or maybe it was my classic milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard, no way to be sure)

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Children of Men

Rating: eh (rating scale)

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Now normally I say if Clive Owen's in it..see it! Afterall not since Pierce Brosnan circa Remington Steele have I been so captivated by a white man with an accent (Sean Connery aside of course). But the usually tasty Mr. Owen was a tattered, shambles through the ENTIRE FILM.. I mean who did his hair? Fire that makeup artist...and forgoodness sakes don't let me get started on wardrobe (somebody get that guy a proper shoe!) I know what you're saying:"Isn't the movie about the virtual end of humanity due to society's inability to procreate which in turn would lead to an anarchaic state of affairs in which grooming would not be a pivitol issue?" -- Yeah, but that ain't the point. I pay my money for a Clive Owen flick I want the FULL MONTY... bring back the Clive of "Closer" and "Derailed" - ooh and let's not forget "Inside Man", but I digress.If you like movies that make sense, set the stage upfront to explain the series of subsequent events to follow..or offer you some sort of closure at the end - DON'T SEE THIS FILM! The only reason I don't give it the Butterrfly "PEE-YOU" rating is that I must admit the action scenes are off the chain! You like an explosion..you'll like this. On more than one occassion I exclaimed to myself "now that had to hurt"..Bottom line... wait for the DVD. Better yet, buy it bootleg at from your local "hustleman" - coming soon to a salon or barber near you...LOL.

OK that's all folks.

Infidelity was inevitable…

this is my confession...

Okay folks…as it sit here sipping my (free) Starbucks venti skim caramel macchiato I am forced to reflect on my days of betrayal. Yes that’s right folks, I, for many weeks, almost months, have been involved in a horrible twisted tale of deceit, shame and guilt. But I’m back on track now. Back from the depths of treacherous denial and self shame. Luckily for me all has been forgiven, we can move on and start anew. I know many of you are beyond shocked by this news, as I have always maintained a grand image of being an intensely loyal and dedicated individual. What can I say other than mea culpa?


It all started so innocently. I remember that faithful day. It happened the day after thanksgiving to be exact. It was just so easy, so incredibly simple. Availability and accessibility can be the most tempting of temptations. It was that first sip that did me in. That’s right I said sip. I had a mug filled with Dunkin Donuts coffee, and I liked it. Actually I loved it. It was delish. Dare I say better than Starbucks? *gasp* I know… I was shocked as well.

It was really hard to deal with. My shame and addiction ran so deep that I actually bought a set of Starbucks travel mugs and would fill them with Dunkin Donuts coffee to disguise my shame and outright betrayal. All of the sneaking around, bowing my head in shame as I cradled my **sigh** Dunkin Donuts styrofoam cup. Styrofoam folks! Now I’m no Greenpeace tree hugger by any means, besides the obvious lack of aesthetic appeal can we have a thought for the environment Dunkin? What’s up with that? Can I get an option of an eco-friendly coffee cup?

But alas… never fear. The tryst has been put to rest. I’m back Starbucks, loyal as ever.

three things I know...

Now I don't know any secrets or magic tricks to weight loss...but I can tell you from the lay observation of some members of my local gym there some habits that are certainly deterrants. I'll share just a few..

3) showing up to the gym in full makeup and hair completely immboilized with hair spray

2) watching the food network, paul dean in particular while on the treadmill

1) sipping a starbucks latte while working out (witnessed that act just this morning... I'm still stunned)

Dreamgirls

rating: BRAVO (rating system)

Now you may have heard the hype on this flick. But I am here as your faithful yet random movie critic to certify this movie as a MUST SEE. Don't wait for the DVD or cable release for this one. This all star cast does an amazing job. You get the broadway musical feel along with acting that dare I say is shockingly impressive. Of course I expected good acting and even singing from Jaime Fox and Eddie Murphy (who can forget that 80s hit 'my girl likes to party all the time'?). Beyonce's acting was surprisingly convincing, quite an improvement from the Pink Pather. But that Jennifer Hudson is THE SHOW STOPPER. She was no less than totally amazing. There is this one scene where she belts out a song that will make you tear up if not weep outright. I love a good Cinderella story. This movie is a Cinderella story within itself. You can't help but watch the movie and cheer for Jennifer the whole time thinking silently to yourself, "that's right Jennifer... show Simon Cowell he was wrong wrong wrong about you... you are a STAR! sing it girl". Seriously random fans, listen to me now and thank me later... go see this movie!!!

The Good Shepherd

rating: BRAVO (rating system)

This is a good movie, however, I will forewarn you that it is slow moving in building the plot. You really have to pay close attention to details that would ordinarily seem innocuous. Its very well written story about the early days of covert CIA-esque operation with the back drop of historical events from WWII through the Cuban Missle Crisis. It was quite intriguing for this lay historian to consider yet another perspective on very well known events in American history. If you are into thinking while you watch a movie and have some basic (maybe 6th grade level) of american/world history you will enjoy this flick.

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Rating: BRAVO (rating sytem)

Okay.. first things first. I 'saw' this movie the other night, however I fell asleep after the first 40 minutes and woke up in time to see the last 20 minutes. Now, please understand, my blissful slumber is no reflection on how good or bad this movie is. If anything, its more of a reflection of the fact that I truly cannot be awake for more than 16 hours at a time on any given day. Okay, so all this aside, from what I saw of the movie I can confidently say that this was a quality film. Excellent story line, excellent acting, excellent cinematography. I wouldn't steer you wrong. Trust me on this.

Deja Vu

Rating: BRAVO (rating system)

Now I don't know much. But I know a good movie when I see one. This movie was awesome!!! Its a bit slow to start but pay attention the plot twists will leave you guessing. I personally liken the plot to Law & Order meets Back 2 the Future (specifically the 2nd in the the triology for plot complexity.) All in all very good date movie. Gives you plenty of stuff to talk about post movie. Go out and see it... I highly recommend this flick!

file complaints here!

Okay.. I'm am an online shopper extraordinare, however, I take personal offense to the common practice of many online retailers.

Here's my gripe, when I go to your brick and mortar store you give me FREE gift boxes. (yes you Nordstrom, Banana Republic, J Crew and the rest) . So, WHY in the hell do I have to pay for the same freaking gift box when I shop at your on-line stores? Especially during the holiday season.

That practice really pissses me off.. Is my money less green on-line therefore I don't deserve the same service? If anything from an operational cost perspective its far cheaper for you retailers when I shop online. Therefore shouldn't there be MORE benefits to me as a consumer?? AT the very least I deserve equitable treatment e.g. freaking gift box for FREE like you can get in the retail outlet.

Is any one else outraged by this common practice or is it just me??