I'd like to give this shout out ..to the happiest station on cable!

(sung to the Tune of the "my favorite things" from the Sound of Music)

Miss Nellie Olsen in dresses of satin
Lucy and Ethel with schemes full of passion
Tootie on rollerskates and Blair decked in bling
These are a few of my TVLAND things!

Rich Mr Drummond and his jet black stretch limo
A waitress named Alice and her friend flo that bimbo
Quick witted florence's refusal to clean
These are a few of my TVLAND things!

When it rains out
Or its late night
When I'm feeling sad
I simply tune into the TVLAND
Then I don't feel..sooo baaaaaad!



Thank you very much!