In a word,
Hallejulah!
I have some recent purchases that I was contemplating on donating. Back into the rotation they go!
Message to Coach: official respresentives from ramdon will be by shortly to retrieve your undeserved jack*ss award. You have our sincere apologies for this mixup.
Message to Target: there will be a temporary delay as we transfer the jack*ss award to your name. we need to take some extra time to spray paint it platinum... you got it.. Target you've been upgraded to the ever exclusive platinum business edition jack*ss award. Congratulations!!!
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What??? If you can't trust Target who can you trust? You might at well take your chances with Yusuf on Canal Street. At least he'd only charge $35 for the bag and you'd know you were buying a knockoff.
Oh thank Jesus! My legacy suede satchel can see the light of day!! Whew.. close call ladies.
Oh thank Jesus! My legacy suede satchel can see the light of day!! Whew.. close call ladies.
Giiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, I was just about to retire my chocolate C's with the suede trim.... Thanx investigative reporter B Walters II!!
J'es... balance has been restored to the universe!
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