Things I know for sure...

- House plants of any type will commit suicide when in my care (yes this includes cacti).

- Karoyoke is the BEST contribution modern society since the phonograph.

- Winter months are too damned long.

- Pajama pants in public are not cute.

- Working out is NOT fun, but necessary.

- When you shoot someone accidentally regardless of who you are there should at least be police led investigation.

- Sharpies are the BEST markers ever...and they smell really good too!

- Laws should be applied equally for all citizens.

- It is generally not a good idea to drink and hunt... you might accidentally shoot a friend.

- Oprah Winfrey is a superhero.

- Nate Berkus is a hottie.

- Curling is NOT a sport!

nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels...except

have you heard that saying before? Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I think its complete bullsh@*!!!

First of all, only an overweight or morbidly obese person who becomes suddenly skinny could truly feel this way... or maybe not maybe its more of a battlecry for those on the other side of the eating disorder community. I contend that there must be plenty of things that taste as good as skinny feels if not we wouldn't have an obesity epidemic here in the good ole USA.

ahem.. so I have for you a list...

Things that probably taste as good as skinny feels...

• A fresh out the oven Krispy Kreme glazed donut
• A jumbo slice of authentic NYC pizza complete with extra cheese
• Fresh from the oven, piping hot cinnabon with extra icing
• Baked macaroni and cheese (made with 3 or more cheeses)
• Hot apple pie with large scoop of natural vanilla ice cream
• Candy Corn
• Hot corned beef/pastrami sandwich from Katz Deli with half sour pickles on the side
• Birthday Cake (whether its a costco sheet cake or a gourmet creation its always delish)
• Cheetos
• Fresh from the oven chocolate chip cookies
• Fried calamari
• Starbucks cinnamon dolce latte ~grande, whole milk, extra whip (I have yet to have one but it just looks like its worth the extra 20 minutes on the treadmill)
• Hot, fresh baked bread of any kind with butter ...real butter not that butter like spread crap
• Strawberry lemonade

My skinny and not so skinny blog fans please feel free add to this list...